January 2012
lutera?
have any of you lady friends ever been on lutera? just came home sick for the 2nd time since i’ve been on it (it’s only been 2 weeks). help. me.
sea-lebrity
me: remember when you said you'd never get into grad school? i want to be in your academy award speech for enthusiasm and encouragement. the award will be for your biopic, in which you play yourself.
lauren: i may have daydreamed about winning an emmy for my in-the-future show on the discovery channel and i maybe have given my acceptance speech out loud during long drives...
me: oh, that's perfectly fine. better to do that than fuck up on stage. is your show a mix of shark week and that survival show? where the guy drinks his pee? you wouldn't even have to do it to survive, that'd just be entertaining.
unpopular opinion
wolflikeshadow:
Planned Parenthood does SO MUCH MORE than provide safe abortions.
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New Year's Mini-Resolution #523,109
loveyoutrick:
Stop saying “fuck” so much in my at-work outbursts.
gingercyclist:
beefosho:
justin is taking care of me in my time of need with soup and his famous three-cheese grilled cheese. i’m a lucky lady.
What cheeses does he use for his 3 cheese grilled cheese sandwich? I do velveta and swiss cheese.
i’m not quite sure, i ate a mystery of three cheeses. i know at the moment we have: velveeta, white american, colby jack, and cheddar. so any...
weighingandwanting:
prettygirlfromcedarlane:
People are upset that Newt won South Carolina?
I predicted that.
This is South Carolina, after all.
preach.
justin is taking care of me in my time of need with soup and his famous three-cheese grilled cheese. i’m a lucky lady.
i’m sick, can’t afford cable, and it looks like sopa took down cucirca. god bless america.
