sea-lebrity

• me: remember when you said you'd never get into grad school? i want to be in your academy award speech for enthusiasm and encouragement. the award will be for your biopic, in which you play yourself.
• lauren: i may have daydreamed about winning an emmy for my in-the-future show on the discovery channel and i maybe have given my acceptance speech out loud during long drives...
• me: oh, that's perfectly fine. better to do that than fuck up on stage. is your show a mix of shark week and that survival show? where the guy drinks his pee? you wouldn't even have to do it to survive, that'd just be entertaining.